What’s Wrong with Our Country? & A Map of Florida

What’s Wrong with Our Country?

 

We read  all the jokes and forward the good ones but I  just wonder who will pass this one  on.  How  about you sending it on and back to me if you  got the guts to do so.
I  am and just wonder how many I will get  back? AND  very happy to be of the 1%.

Someone  please tell me what the HELL's wrong  with all the  people that run this country!!!!!! 

Both Republicans & Democrats

We're  "broke" and can't  help our  own

Seniors,

Veterans,

Orphans,

Homeless,

etc.,???????????

In  the last years we have provided direct cash aid  to

Haiti - 1.4  B,

Hamas - 351  M,

Pakistan - 2  B,

Libya 1.45  B,

Egypt - 397  M,

Mexico - 622  M,

Russia - 380  M,

Haiti - 1.4  B,

Jordan - 463  M,

Kenya - 816  M,

Sudan - 870  M,

Nigeria -  456 M,

Uganda - 451  M,

Congo - 359  M,

Ethiopia -  981 M,

Pakistan - 2  B,

South Afrika  - 566 M,

Senegal -  698 M,

Mozambique -  404 M,

Zambia - 331  M,

Kazakhstan -  304 M,

Iraq - 1.08  B,

Tanzania -  554 M,

with  literally Billions of Dollars and they still hate  us!!!!

Our retired seniors living on a  'fixed income' receive no  aid nor do they get any breaks while our  government and religious organizations pour  Hundreds of Billions
of $$$$$$'s and Tons  of Food to Foreign Countries!

We have  hundreds of adoptable children who are  shoved aside to make room  for the adoption  of foreign  orphans.

AMERICA: a  country where we have homeless  without shelter, children going to bed hungry,  elderly going without needed medication and  mentally ill without treatment  -etc.

YET.......................

They  have

a 'Benefit'  for the people of Haiti on 12 TV  stations, ships and  planes lining up with food, water, tents clothes,  bedding, doctors and medical supplies. 

Imagine if the  *GOVERNMENT* gave 'US'  the same support they give to other countries. 

Sad isn't it?

A Map of Florida

Finally, a true map of Florida that explains this weird, but wonderful state.

Those of you who live in Florida will recognize it, and those who don't have been warned !!!



You know you're a Floridian if....

Socks are only for bowling.
You never use an umbrella because the rain will be over in five minutes.
A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
Your winter coat is made of denim.
You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
Many of your friends are over 65.
Anything under 60 degrees is chilly.
You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.
You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
You dread love bug season.

You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list.  They aren't Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances.  You know them as Andrew, Charley , Frances , Ivan, Jeanne & Wilma,  Irene,  Cheryl, Rita. 
You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.
You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.
'Down South' means Key West
Flip-flops are everyday wear.  Shoes are for business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before.
You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.

You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
You know the four seasons really are:
Hurricane season,
love bug season,
tourist season and
summer.   
You've hosted a hurricane party.

You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Withlacoochee , Thonotosassa and Micanopy.
You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself.
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and New Years.
You recognize Miami-Dade as 'Northern Cuba'.

Until next time…